Funny Thing

We are having our hospital duty in the ward that day... As students we don't take the full responsibility in the ward so for few moments we had talks if there is nothing to do and was joking around to make time pass through without us noticing.

One time, two of my groupmates Nico and Shappy were chatting, talking about how fat they are, Nico said "Look at my tummy, eventhough it's kinda big, it's firm! (while holding his tummy), look at Ron (knowing that his groupmate was beside him), Ron's tummy is big but soft" (while holding the other persons tummy, and really really touching and rubbing it). At that moment everyone started to laugh out loud because it was not Ron's tummy that he was touching and rubbing but it was the Nurse itself working in the station. HahaHa... He was so ashamed that he don't know what to do... He apologized and good thing this nurse was kind and just laugh... a really funny moment for that day....

Best Grammar in Town...

siryus ito..... dahan-dahan at baka ka .,....

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma
mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's
only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in
the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala
siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't
mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give

it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi
ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya.

Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!!
Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a
blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch
na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks
God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time.
After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm
in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four!
This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many
splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces.
Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may
babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What
the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I
told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to
get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of
steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of
the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please,
mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na
rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so
happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi
niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just
burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a
mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your
soul. I second emotion.

Ang Kawawang Magulang..

Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na ang 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, napagbili na namin ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla pala namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo. Anak komportable kaba jan sa boarding house mo san ba kamu yan. sa VICTORIA COURT - maganda ba dyan di ba mainit jan. Anak kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun.

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng ari-arian natin ay maka gradweyt kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag graweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.

Anak hanggang dito nalang at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.

Ang nagmamahal

Itay at Inang

P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti.

Funny pictures for you guys.. Enjoy!!! mwah!!!

THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE

THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE

BAD SPELLING -

PRIVACY PLEASE -

LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

BAD JUDGMENT -

SHOCKING ACCIDENT -

POLICE HARD AT WORK -

McBURNT -

I'D RATHER HOLD IT -

PILE UP -

THIS IS GOING TO HURT -

FORGOT SOMETHING



LET ME EXPLAIN

Inday Says...

Slum Book ni Inday:

Favorite name: Day, Dong

Favorite number: Sivin

Favorite letter: J(G)

Favorite color: Yillo

Favorite ice cream: Pristu

Favorite flavor: Mucca

Favorite food: Anduks Checken

Favorite toy: Tiddy Ber

What is your hobby? watsing Tiliserye

What is your motto in life? Time is Guld

What is your dream? To hab a bisnis, Mcdu or Jalibeh!!

Message: Tinks por writing me en des bok op yors,

me not Purget yu ol da taym, tik keyr!!! =)